Summoning the Court...
Summoning the Court...
I ordered a $25 pasta plate and a tap water. They ordered tomahawk steaks and three rounds of espresso martinis. When the bill came, they insisted on splitting it 5 ways evenly so it's 'less complicated'. I refused and only left $35 on the table.
Our dog (legally mine, but we adopted him together) needed hip dysplasia surgery. He looked me in the eyes and said we'd split it 50/50. Two weeks later we broke up because he cheated. Now he refuses to pay because 'he doesn't get to see the dog anymore'.